When you feel like handing me the keys to the stick shift...
Brother: Hey, you wanna drive my car when we go tonight?
Me: Uh, no.
Me: Because if I do, I'm going to think I'm freaking Han and go all Tokyo drift on your ass.
Brother: ...never mind.
Me: Speed racer won't even see it coming.
2 years ago on November 23rd, 2011 | 31 notes